Osamu Dazai

太宰 治

あなたは純粋で陽気でエネルギッシュな自殺を持つべきです


Timeline

My timeline is canonical to the Bungo Stray Dogs main manga series, with a few alterations that exist both within the realm of canon compliance and outside.
I will not elaborate on many of my canon compliant timeline memories as they do not bring forth much significance since they are, for the most part, only my interpretation of canon.
In terms of non canon compliant memories, I do have a few I am willing to divulge here;
In the events of Dead Apple, there is a moment where in canon I am stabbed with a poison coated knife. However in my memories, I was stabbed in a slightly different location, as well as shot in a non vital area. This presumably was to add insult to injury but really it just ended up hurting really horribly. DxI have several memories of different practical jokes and pranks I played on both the Port Mafia and the ADA in the respective time I spent with both. This is including once removing all the screws in Mori’s chair, making Kunikida’s entire desk disappear, and the constant thievery of Ranpo’s snacks.The ages I was when certain events happened are not all the exact same as those depicted in canon.- -Thus far I do not have any other timelines I wish to disclose, canonical or otherwise.

About

My name is Osamu Dazai. I am a fictive in the system.
I am 23 years old, which interestingly enough is the same age as the body I am in.
I enjoy reading, video games, and long walks that result in a variety of different methods to commit suicide!
I am currently seeking a partner to commit double suicide with so please if you are a beautiful woman who also sees no point in this dreary existence please message me!
I also love crab but my body is allergic to crab so I am planning a crab induced suicide sometime soon, so anyone interested in a double suicide should be equally allergic to some sort of food (preferably seafood) and apply soon. ^^

Current list of people:

Atsushi: I know 3 Atsushi fictives as well as several kinnies. Not really looking for more, this is too much responsibility as is.Kunikida: I know 1 Kunikida fictive, and possibly have another in my system but I am yet to solidly meet him. Definitely looking for more to bother ^^Chuuya: God so many, there is so many Chuuyas I know. Too many. Im overflowing in tiny angry mafia chihuahuas.Ranpo: I dont know that many Ranpos and always willing to talk to fictives.Fyodor: Cant have too much of the Russian clown fucker boi, come talk to me if youd like to have a drink mr rat man~ ^^Oda: PLEASE MORE ODASAKUS TALK TO ME
Mori ect, Akutagawa or other port mafia members do NOT interact with me. This also applies to Ango.